12 Lays of Christmas - Complete 3 year set of poems

It's the 12 LAYS of Christmas! This is a fun way to make your holidays extra spicy and spend a lot of quality time with your lover.  

This includes THREE years of poems I've created to be given as a gift to your spouse. Intended for one poem a day for the 12 days leading up to Christmas, but can be customizable to your liking! 

"There are 12 days' til Christmas, only 12 to prepare.
Are you ready & wrapped or still up in the air?
Good news is I've got some surprises for you,
or really a group gift since I'm in to it too!
It's the 12 Lay of Christmas! Yes, I said Lay.
The meaning is biblical and it starts today.
We'll focus on romance and love and oh-O...
...Oh....Ohhhhhh...
and it'll all start 'neath this green mistletoe.
The countdown to Christmas is here and on track,
now forget about reindeers and check out my rack!"

Year one & two are meant to be gifts from a wife to a husband (first day poem above), but the newest 2014 version is a shared gift with Husband & Wife ideas! 

I truly believe in healthy marriages and families and really really want good ones to exist. And if getting more people laid this Christmas helps in any way, then it's my duty to help. Sincerely!